My son discovered his penis and he is only 11months. The discovery of his penis came about when he tried to pull his older brother penis while he was on the potty. So,I showed him his own and the rest is history.
Now,I struggle day in and day out to keep a diaper on him as well as, my floor dry.I have suddenly began reliving my high school sprint days since I am constantly chasing him to keep them on. On a normal day,he would pull his diapers off and proceed to pull his penis from side to side,up and down , but the look of overall fascination on his face often have me cracking up.
So today, my daughter curiosity got the best of her and she asked, “ Mommy, why does BooBoo keep touching his penis. And ,of course, me being the genius when it comes to the subject matter of penises said:” Oh, it’s because he just discovered. It . It is a phase and it too shall pass”.
LiE….. LIE.. What a bare face lie!!!!!!
MY son blood is Jamaican
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THAT ALONE SAYS HIS FASCINATION WITH HIS PENIS WILL NEVER FADE.
Jamaican men love their penises, its their pride and joy, their crowning glory.There are some men who have “it” and others who have the thick log with the captain hook and need not have “pretty”looks.. This anaconda type equipment finds it’s way into songs.Even the act of how to use such “blessing’”such as “digging out the red”and “daggering” is glorified in the music. The Jamaican penis might be the only one in the world that is referred to as the “rod of correction”, able to fix all your ailments in a calorie burning,sweat pumping way.
I once heard about a fellow who could only wear boxers because the brief couldn’t hold his thing comfortably enough. Additionally, In 2005, the sight of one of the thick log impregnated me, broke me and send me thousand of miles away to the land of the Rising Sun.’
The penis is the brain of a Jamaican man , that is what he uses to do most of his thinking, planning his future with every stroke. In his mind, he knows that if him give Pamela him “ting” , Pamela ago tie to him. A Jamaican man who invites himself to your house for breakfast , lunch and dinner, is no way licky licky, and nyami nyami, he is only trying to devise a plan to get his hook into your nook and cranny. Beware!!
A proper description of the Jamaican penis is more align with it’s function. That piece of instrument operates like a speculum( that clamp used for Pap smear test), that bicycle at the gym , and more aptly a good dentist cleaning since it touches the nerves and the cavities. It has the power to make a woman sadistic, masochistic,elastic, erratic ……………..need I say more Encountering the Jamaican penis , you will probably try to run away or end up practicing some yoga move.
Jamaican men have no shame in telling anyone how they use the rod of seduction to move ahead, wining and dinning the tourist and the foreigner who are clueless bout the effects of the magic wand.
No other penis in the world compares to the Jamaican penis ,as no other penis has been talked about and researched as much. In 2015, it was ranked 10 as one of the country with the “big bamboo” coming at an average size of 6.4 inches and that was just the length alone. Though not the largest penis in the world, it is certainly in demand because of its ability to rhythmically adjust its` stroke as needed.Additionally, the Jamaican penis comes with two strong legs, lots of muscles and flexibility.There is true power in the Jamaican penis.
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So when you see a Jamaican man mek sure you tell him “walk good with you good hood/wood”
My Blood is Jamaican (A so me see it) 